Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
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Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
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I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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