i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Come see our sink grown plant.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
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Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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