no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
whose ass print is on the piano?
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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