do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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