And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
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