Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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