Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
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its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
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We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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