I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I wear drunk well.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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