GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
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We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
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I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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