I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
