I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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