Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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