you turned your livingroom into a bong?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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