we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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