If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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