Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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