Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
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My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
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in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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