While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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