I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
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How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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