So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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