have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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