u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
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Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
She's the barista slut.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
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I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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