I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
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Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
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It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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