Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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