Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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