honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
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