SEEEEXXX PLEASE
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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