that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
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Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
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He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
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