jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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