I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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