I'm so fucking centered right now
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
