are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
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you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
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now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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