Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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