I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
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I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
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And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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