We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
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do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
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My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
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