You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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