girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
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It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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