U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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