I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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