She said her name was "party"
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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