You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
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Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
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My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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