did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
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Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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