yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
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I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
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Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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