just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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