He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
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