Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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