i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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