I faked an abortion last night.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
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Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
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Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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