Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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