its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
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i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
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Your cock deserves a montage
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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