But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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