Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
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Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
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Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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