We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
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