All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
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It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
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Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Success! We fucked roommates!
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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