It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
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You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
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Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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