i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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