'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
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I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
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i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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