Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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