tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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